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Saturday, October 17, 2020

The Long Dark Marathon of the Soul 2020: eXistenZ (1999), directed by David Cronenberg

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The Appropriate Tune: "Games Without Frontiers", by Peter Gabriel


      Again we return to the 1990’s, and are again reminded that all things change. Mountains crumble, flowers wither and die, and some popular 80s genre film directors lost their touch. So it was with John Carpenter, who kicked off his 90’s experience with the Chevy Chase flop Memoirs of an Invisible Man, briefly revived with the cult hit In the Mouth of Madness, and quickly went downhill from there. So it was with George A. Romero, who contributed a couple segments to anthology flicks as well as an arguably unnecessary remake of his film Night of Living Dead in 1990, and rounding things off the unregarded Rochard Bachman opus The Dark Half in ‘93. So it might have seemed for the film industry’s kookiest Canadian, David Cronenberg, and yet he never suffered the precipitous fall that Carpenter or Romero or Verhoeven did in that decade. His first film of that period was 1991’s Naked Lunch after all, which ended up becoming one of his most famous films, so he was starting off hot. 1993 saw the release of romantic drama M. Butterfly, which despite it being a commercial and critical flop heralded Cronenberg’s willingness to break with the popular perception of him as a filmmaker, which ended up leading towards his career resurgence in the 00’s. Crash was next in 1996, the only film of his career thus far to win at Cannes (the Jury Prize rather than the Palme d’Or but still), as well as a couple of Canadian Cinema Awards. Not that bad of a run for a director, but before the decade was out and we all died from Y2K ol’ Croney figured he’d throw out one more for the road. A film that brought him back to what made him so famous in the first place, while also serving as a capstone for that : The horror and science-fiction genres.

      Released in 1999 by Miramax, Existenz (or eXistenZ if you’re naughty) was written and directed by David Cronenberg, the last film to be credited as such until 2012’s Cosmopolis. The year is unspecified future, and world famous game designer Allegra Geller (Jennifer Jason Leigh) is leading a product testing seminar of her latest game eXistenZ, a landmark new title for the game pod, which is basically a bag of flesh that you jack yourself into through a hole in your spine. Everything is going well until a lone gunman arrives and starts shooting up the joint with a gun that shoots teeth. Allegra is rushed to the safety of the countryside by marketing trainee Ted Pikul (Jude Law), but she’s less interested in her own safety than she is in the health of her game pod, which was damaged during the shootout while downloading the game. She wants to get in there and see if things are alright and she needs Ted’s help to do it, only Ted doesn’t have the spine hole he needs to do the jacking. So they head off to a back alley hole dealer, only to learn the truth of the matter: There’s been a hit put out on Allegra, 5 million dollars for her death. Scary stuff, but they still need to get in that lumpy sack and poke around, and so Ted gets his cherry popped and they get all up in there. Which only raises even more questions, some more eXistenZial than others, but I think I’m running out of lewd wordplay so we’ll stop there.

      1999 was not only the end of Cronenberg’s dabbling in the science-fiction and horror genres, but of course it also was the Golden Year for the concept of virtual reality. The 90s had been littered with such films of course, Total Recall, The Lawnmower Man, etc., but of course ‘99 was the year of The Matrix. Even though cyberpunk had existed years before, The Matrix’s explosive popularity was such that it became the defining example of those concepts. It’s as if no one had questioned the nature of reality before the Matrix, and then suddenly you couldn’t go anywhere without people saying it’s all a simulation man, although I’m not sure how much would really in the world besides basically recreating religion but for nerds. That all died down somewhat by the time the Matrix sequels and subsequently underperformed, but with the success of films like Inception it seems that the idea that the reality that we live in may not be what it appears to be is still going strong. Probably because it allows people to disconnect themselves from the problems of the world rather than trying to solve said problems or something like that.

      So it is with our film here: Multiple layers of reality, surrealist imagery, characters who aren’t what they seem, hell there’s even a terrorist group here that’s dedicated to killing those who have committed ‘crimes against reality’. Where eXistenz changes things up, however, is that it approaches these things through the lens of game design. Again, a topic that had been tackled in cyberpunk literature, see Snow Crash, but I don’t know how many movies at the time were tackling aspects of game design like NPC and railroading the player. Not that deeply, it’s not like anyone is bustin out cheat codes or exploiting mechanics or what have you, but keep in mind that this is 1999; While video games were certainly on a hot streak at the time, with the release of the Dreamcast in North America and the Playstation 2 a year away, the rest of pop culture was largely stuck in the arcade days. They certainly weren’t art, so the story goes, merely mindless trifles meant for children and teenage boys that can’t get laid. So even if this film could be taken as an anti-video game film if nothing else it’s kind of cool that Cronenberg, whose film career began in 1969, wasn’t so immersed in the mystique of film that he couldn’t even fathom video games as a medium..

      Of course we all know what to expect when we go into a Cronenberg movie, and eXistenZ is no exception. Everything about the game pods have been tailor made to be as gross and as off-putting as possible; From their lumpy misshapen forms containing their horrific insides, to the way they squirm and wriggle around, to the absolute hell that is their creation, the absolute last thing you’d ever want connected to your spinal column. On the other side you’ve got the skeleton gun that shoots teeth, pretty badass, which was featured far more prominently on the posters than it ever is in the film. Not a lot of people-centric body horror this time around, but you do get a bit of the ol’ ultraviolence, so if you’re worried about your movies being bloody enough then Dave has got you covered.

      What is body-centric in this movie though is the eroticism. All that innuendo I was using in the synopsis is not hyperbole, this film is blatantly, openly horny. That’s not too much of a surprise, as Videodrome and Crash were both very sexual films, but Cronenberg isn’t even trying to be subtle in this one. One of the leads is a woman who spent her life creating this thing which resides in this unformed lump of flesh that is connected to one’s body through a fleshy cord, while the other is a young man who’s afraid of penetration and catching a disease who is introduced to this pleasurable thing by an experienced older woman, not to mention they way they treat those bio-ports looks like it was lifted from pornhub. It’s such an obvious Intro to Film Theory style symbolism that you can’t help but think it was intentional on the part of Cronenberg, which makes sense with regards to revelations in the final act, but up until that point you’ve gotta wonder just what Dave was getting into in that writer’s room.

      As for the cast, I think Jude Law plays a pretty good virgin and Jennifer Jason Leigh plays a good junkie. Then you’ve got Willem Dafoe as Gas the gas station attendant, who is always a good pull when you’re trying to make a creepy movie. The biggest surprise for me though was that Christopher Eccleston was in here, better known as the ninth iteration of The Doctor from the British sci-fi series Doctor Who. He doesn’t have a big role or anything but I believe this is the first movie I’ve ever reviewed that featured someone who played The Doctor. Besides the Doctor Who movie of course, and no Peter Cushing doesn’t count.

      It’s always a bit frustrating when you try to critique these movies though, because your problems with the story can be countered by the nature of the premise. Why are they using mutated frogs you plug into your spine to play video games? How exactly do you make games on a mutated frog? How did Allegra make the game eXistenZ but is oblivious as to what’s in it, and if she seems to have no control over what’s in the game how would she know what was wrong with it?  How is a game that’s so complex that it plugs into your central nervous system to function still dealing with the equivalent of adventure game text parsers? Well that’s because it’s a simulation, it’s all fake, so it doesn’t matter if it doesn’t make sense because that mystery tho. Which is fine, I enjoy a good mystery, but there’s a narrowness to this film that prevents me from digging too deep into. Like why is this what games are? Why is there a group dedicated to murdering game designers? Has the world fallen into some sort of dystopia where they’re addicted to virtual reality and they’re trying to liberate mankind, or are they just dicks? Who knows, because the entirety of the movie seems to take place in one 20-mile stretch of land in the Pacific Northwest, and we know nothing about how this world works. Who cares, because it’s all a simulation, it’s all fake, and none of it matters.So yeah, it’s a tad frustrating.

      What is the crux of Cronenberg’s focus as a filmmaker? I dunno, as I haven’t dipped into his entire filmography, but if I pretend to be one of those big shot paid movie critics I’d say that he’s a people person. Humanity, violent and sexual animals that we are, how those urges are expressed as the species grows ever more advanced. Secret government experiments change infants into psychic killers in Scanners. James Woods transforms into a super-powered monster through the power of video porn in Videodrome. Crash has man using the tools of man (automobiles) to violently inflict change upon itself, to the point where horrific scars and mutilations, which would be considered antithetical to the ideal life otherwise are considered signs of passion and lust. Existenz is the logical conclusion of that idea; Mankind has pushed itself to the point where reality itself has become an inconvenience that one can slough off for something better at the earliest opportunity. Why be just a person when you can be a god of your own private universe? Indeed, when reality is a game what does it even mean to be a human? What does it mean to exist?

      Heady stuff, but honestly as a film I found eXistenZ to be a rather sedate experience. Rather ironic for a movie centered around video games to contain such little action (unless that game was Myst I guess). Criticize the Wachowskis if you want, but as goofy as The Matrix is story-wise the reason it was as successful as it was because of that story was bolstered by kung-fu fights and slow motion bullet dodging. It was a movie that both the nerds and the jocks could enjoy. That being said, The Matrix never had Neo try to tongue-fuck an open wound on Morpheus’ back, so I think I’ll give eXistenZ a mild recommendation. I’ve referenced them about 30 times so far, but if you liked Cronenberg’s previous films like Videodrome and Crash, then you’re probably going to like this one as well. Make sure you’re wearing your Oculus Rift while watching though, so you can get the full experience.

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

The Long Dark Marathon of the Soul 2018: The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009), directed by Terry Gilliam

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       With all these modern day films that I’ve been reviewing on this year’s Marathon, I bet you all were thinking that a piece on Terry Gilliam’s long-overdue creation, The Man Who Killed Don Quixote was just waiting in the wings. Well shame on you! Readers should know that this blog isn’t about being ‘up-to-date’ or ‘relevant to current interests’, it’s about me farting out a meandering, incoherent mess of a film critique that no one is ever going to read, and then you folks out there not reading it. It’s a proven system honed over years of trial and error, so I see no reason to change things up now. So maybe in a couple of years if I’m not lying dead in a ditch somewhere I’ll get around to Don Quixote, right alongside watching The Wire and forming a sense of self-worth. 

       But not today.

       If you’re ever walking the streets of London when the time is right, there’s a chance that you might come across a horse driven cart containing the most magical show of all, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Step right up and through the silver door and Doctor Parnassus, immortal mystic of the ages, will transport you into a world of your dreams. Anything can happen in the Imaginarium and everything does, and at the end of the journey all you have to do is make a simple choice. Tough but rewarding, or quick and easy? Moral or immoral? Purification or, as the case may be, immolation?

       The truth is, perhaps, a bit less glamorous. Yes Doctor Parnassus is immortal and the Imaginarium is real, but he’s not much of a mystic anymore. He’s more like a bum, drinking himself into a stupor as his troupe, Anton the young ward, Percy (played by the late Verne Troyer) and the Doctor’s daughter Valentina cart their wagon across the city. One day however, Parnassus is visited by his old betting partner Mister Nick, played by music legend Tom Waits. Seems that that’s almost Valentina’s 16th birthday and based on the outcome of the last wager, that means she’s going to be coming with him (hope she likes fire & brimstone). Unless of course if Parnassus wanted to make another wager, say, the first person to sway the souls of 5 people to their side wins? Parnassus eagerly accepts, although with the way the show has been doing lately there seems little hope that Nick won’t run away with the whole thing. That is until the Imaginarium happens to find a hanged man under a bridge, with a pipe in his mouth and strange symbols on his forehead…

       Now before we move on to the nitty-gritty, you can’t really talk about this movie without mentioning that this is Heath Ledger’s final film, passing away before its completion and being replaced in select scenes by Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell. I didn’t have much of an experience with Ledger prior to this film, a couple of snippets of A Knight’s Tale and a half-remembered viewing of I’m Not There and The Dark Knight years ago, but I think his final performance shows him off well. Hell, he’s probably the best character in it. Using substitute actors was the best choice in the long run, not only in the context of the story/character and also as a nice gesture of support during a tragic event. Don’t know how many othe actors would’ve been honored like that.

       Imaginarium presents itself as having a underlying theme of telling ‘stories’, although most of the allusions tend to lean towards the religious, particularly East-Asian beliefs. Parnassus is depicted as various types of holy men, a yogi, a Sikh, even a pseudo-Krishna at some point, while Mister Nick is clearly analogous to Satan. Parnassus was once a leader of men, until he’s tempted by the pleasures of the material world and ultimately falls from grace. Heath Ledger’s character, as a Hanged Man, symbolizes self-sacrifice in Tarot and is occasionally represented as Judas. Then of course there’s the crux of the film, Parnassus and Nick competing with each other over people’s souls, the struggle between yin and yang played out right on your screen and the positively Buddhist implication that the answer lies beyond them. Gilliam lays it on pretty damn thick too, so if the boats with Anubis’ head don’t make you get the hint than there’s about a dozen other things that will.

       However, while analyzing all of this imagery can be entertaining, the film itself struggles to do the same. The opening scene with the Imaginarium is quite interesting; this bizarre caravan with oddly dressed people just appears on the street, an aggressive drunk chases Valentina through the silver door and he ends up in a giant cardboard forest where his face completely changes, he’s launched into outer space with giant jellyfish and eventually gets blown up by a bar. It’s all wonderfully surreal and mysterious and really draws you into the film. Then they keep going into the Imaginarium, or they have flashbacks, and every single time it’s not as good as the first time. CGI is quite obvious in 2018, and in 2009 a blind man couldn’t miss it. Seeing Johnny Depp pretend to dance on some floating plate is probably funnier than any joke in this movie, and they throw out a lot of jokes here. For a director that I have sung praises for in the past for creating such fanciful, visceral settings for his films, this almost feels like an insult. I came to see something like Brazil, not Shark Boy & Lava Girl.

       Ironically though, those scenes still end up being the highlight of the film, because everything else just sort of stands there awkwardly. A whole bunch of time in this movie is waiting for the plot to catch up with the audience, and then trying to gaslight you with trippy ‘mind-bending’ visuals. Just throwing more and more stuff onto the pile that we’re supposed to accept without explanation, like the eternal story bit or the declaration that black magic doesn’t magic, or that some people change faces in the Imaginarium but not everybody, until you’re so tired and numb to it all that you throw your hands up in the air with exasperation. Hopefully you’re already in the second hour of the movie by then.

       Then we get to characters. Not the acting per se, which is fine, but the characters, which the movie utterly fails to make me care about. Parnassus is barely relevant in his own film until the last 15 minutes or so when the movie decides he’s actually the protagonist. Anton is the typical doormat character who’s there to take abuse until the plot decides he has a spine. Valentina is an overbearing angsty teenager who is constantly pushed into romantic and sexual, and while yes it’s normal for a 16 year old girls to be interested in sex, that doesn’t mean I want to see Heath Ledger put his dick in one. Percy is okay but he’s also immortal for no adequately explained reason so screw that. Which leaves the entire weight of entertaining the audience and moving the story along squarely on the shoulders of Heath Ledger’s character, Tony Shepherd, and while Heath and his substitutes are certainly charismatic enough to entertain an audience, this is not one of those films that can be carried on the performance of one character (even if they’re played by four actors).

       It pains me to say it, but The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus might be the first film by Terry Gilliam covered on this blog that isn’t going to get the recommendation. It’s a two hour long mess of special effects and half-baked philosophy that feels like watching Larry Byrd going for a free throw and hitting the popcorn vendor instead. You can’t judge his entire career based on it, but it certainly takes the shine off it. If you’re interested in movies with a lot of subtext to unpack this Halloween, especially if it's tied to religion, you might want to try Circle of Iron, Jodorowsky’s El Topo, or even David Lynch’s Dune if you’re feeling saucy. Or perhaps you can hang out with your friends and not even bother watching a movie at all. Either way you’re missing out on much if you decide to give this one a pass.

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